meanwhile, on Twitter...
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: David Garrett (4), Ludovico Einaudi (3) & Sufjan Stevens (2) #music http://t.co/HteX… 20 May 2012 @ 12:46
Just pulled a door that said "Push" and felt like SUCH a badass. 17 May 2012 @ 21:38
@caztellations SURELY that's "We built this city on rock and wool" #catansongs 17 May 2012 @ 17:14
@caztellations I certainly do! What made you think of that?! x 17 May 2012 @ 17:14
@lemonytang am out tonight :( but then from tomorrow it's all sc2 all the time (except for the pain and bleeding etcetera) 16 May 2012 @ 14:31
@lemonytang it's alright bro <3 will I get the chance to support you laddering this afternoon? 16 May 2012 @ 14:17
@lemonytang I also never randomly insult you for no reason! In future everytime I ask Khaldor for anything I'll ask you too ;) 16 May 2012 @ 13:58
@lemonytang Sorry for suggesting an interesting blogpost I'd like to read to someone mildly famous I have no desire to impress. 16 May 2012 @ 13:32
@Khaldor That was an insane game O_O looking forward to news of your long walk though, gl :p you should blog it! 16 May 2012 @ 13:05
@mariawall84 As IF! That said, can't do this weekend, I'm having my wisdom teeth out on Friday and will be incapicitated for a few days :( x 15 May 2012 @ 23:37
  • Saints Alive!
    23 September 2010 @ 14:05

    Idea for a badass action film:

    Saints Alive!

    It's a dark and stormy night in Rome, and somewhere deep in the Vatican a religious experiment is going badly wrong...

    The world awakes to find that The Pope has accidentally (?) unleashed the Saints... and this time, they're out for revenge.

    Only one man can stand between the Saints and their mad lust for carnage. And - over ninety action splattered minutes - he will.

    Imagine epic battles with the biggest names in Saint-dom, each with their own special power and weakness. Picture the scene...

    St. Francis of Assisi is commanding armies of birds as he mercilessly destroys all in his path. Our hero is brought to his knees by the constant violent pecking, but somehow finds power within himself at the last moment, and convinces the birds to turn on their former master and shred St. Francis where he stands.

    Our hero looks up, shattered but ultimately triumphant as he surveys the many remains of St. Francis, and in his most badass voice delivers the immortal line:

    "Make me a channel of your PIECES, Francis."

    Eminently quotable, fantastically merchandiseable and with potential to grow into a blockbuster franchise. Loved by the religous - for its educational value ("I never even knew who St. Therese of Avila was, let alone how incredibly agile she must have been to deliver blows like that") - and the irreligious alike. It's sure to be a hit.

    Right?

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